Writing Commissions:

Hey guys, I’m temporarily opening writing commissions! Fanfics mostly, but I’m open to other forms of writing as well.


500 words - $25

(E.g, https://www.deviantart.com/guil-t-pleasurez/art/Hug-Me-Back-456238373)


1,000 words - $50

(E.g, https://www.deviantart.com/guil-t-pleasurez/art/Just-What-He-Needs-to-Hear-732465277)


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RULES:

You don’t pay anything until I send you the completed story.

There is no time frame for this: I work a full-time job, and will be writing in my downtime. The more details you provide (such as a basic plot outline or character descriptions), the sooner it can be completed.

I reserve the right to deny a request for ANY reason!!!


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What I WILL write:

- All fandoms

- Self inserts

- Crossovers

- OCs


What I will NOT write:

- Kinks

- Sexual content (including implied)


I am BEST at writing:

- Gore

- Horror


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Check out my gallery for more examples of my writing! :)

https://www.deviantart.com/guil-t-pleasurez/gallery/69915652/roxanne-writes

“unalive myself” “grippy socks visit to the hospital” “corn addicts” talk like a fucking grown up. seriously.

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"Gen z slang came about by cowtowing to algorithms made by large corporations and ad execs, that is SO PUNK compared to millenial slang which is about being individually unique."

Modern "punks" have no idea what punk stands for. In other, more surprising news, water is wet. More on this at 11.

Seriously though, kids these days are so eager to lick boot and call it rebellion. If you say unalive instead of kill because you'll lose your funding, congratz, you let them censor you. "They'lltake away our revenue!" And? Rebellion comes with consequences, change is a fight, protecting your values comes at a cost.

If you never pull at the leash, it doesn't matter how much you bark, you're still going where they want you to.

what the fuck does "grippy socks visit to the hospital" mean

It means getting institutionalised in a mental health facility. These facilities issue socks with grip heels instead of shoes (like toddler socks but in adult sizes) as one of many methods to reduce the patients' access to self harm tools. (It may also be called "grippy sock jail" or "a grippy sock holiday".)

Little Clark and Malfina comic I did over on twitter ^^

✦ Please don’t repost or use my art ✦      

KRNArt

clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

gaming-by-al

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Can’t believe you forgot the Connecticut dog!!

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Ahh Clark and Malfina.

The Conneticut equivalent of Gomez and Morticia.

Not to forget the Conneticut Cuckoo

The Conneticut

equivalent of Gomez

and Morticia.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Ruin doodles!!

I found it a little funny how sun/eclipse is more nice with kicking Cassie out than he is with Gregory😭😭

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*pops up in ur dash*

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HI RUIN WAS AWESOME 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 they are silly….especially Cassie she is so sillayyyy

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Also extra doodles



The sillays!!!

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More Ruin stuff bc it "RUINED" my life !!!!!!!!!!!!! (affectionate)

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the freddy fazbear experience

sonic has another usual, routine fight with eggman, and eggman deploys an entirely new badnik, one with a more complex design, and sonic goes "yo that looks sick as FUCK". then he destroys it and sends eggman running. and then through sheer willpower he manages to drag and push and pull this wrecked badnik thats twice his size across the continent to tails' workshop and dumps it on his front porch like a cat bringing it's owner a dead bird, because he thinks tails would like the new design. tails is delighted

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ruin made me love roxy.

[ID: Four cartoon-style digital drawings of Eclipse from the RUIN DLC, captioned 'gonna prank the kids when they come back!'. He is spraying shaving cream into his hand in the first image, looking happy. The other three images are Eclipse standing infront of a door holding the shaving cream. The first is captioned 'DAY 1', the second is captioned 'DAY 2' and the third is captioned 'DAY 817'.]  [Sorry if this isn't the best, still learning to write IDs!]ALT

w.whos gon tell him

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i don’t think people talk about how The Mimics costume is supposed to be a Gregory disguise

(elaboration under cut)

Keep reading

One thing in the Ruin DLC that I don’t see a lot of other people talking about, that hit allll my creepy buttons, is the fact that every once in awhile, the objective tool tip text on the pause menu will, um, stop being a regular UI tool tip that explains what you’re suppose to be doing, and… get very chatty-

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Also leads to THIS, not so much creepy, but interesting little thinker tidbit:

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Whoever Cassie’s dad is, he seems to be important enough that Cassie got to demo attractions that weren’t finished and released to the public… Or our girl’s got some false memories going on.

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